Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Reasons To Roll My Eyes

1. Mark McGwire's self-serving apology
2. Bud Seelig's (the baseball commissioner) praising of the apology
3. Congressional hearings on steroid use in baseball
4. Congressional hearings

Seriously, if they want to use steroids, let 'em rip (pun intended). Let's have all-steroid baseball teams and see how far they can go!

We'll build bigger stadiums. He only hit a 1200-foot homer? Loser.

We'll sell baseball cards featuring arms only. I got Barry Bonds' bicep! That's gonna be worth a lot of money one day!

We'll replace baseball bats with various logs. Check it out! He's swinging a date palm!


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